{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What is the most used language in programming?","punchline":"Profanity.","id":381}
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